I've been thinking for a while about how hot Criss Angel is (admit it, you don't just watch the show for the stunts & tricks), and I just have one question: How can one man be so damn SEXY?!?!

I've been thinking for a while about how hot Criss Angel is (admit it, you don't just watch the show for the stunts & tricks), and I just have one question: How can one man be so damn SEXY?!?! He has -- to quote someone with greater poetic skill than me -- "a face built for an angel and a body built for sin". Oh don't act so shocked you all know it's true! Admit it, you've all (myself included) fantasized about being Criss' one and only lover: what it would be like to kiss those lips, have those magic hands of his running down your back, your hands feeling their way over those abs and pecs (he has incredible abs and pecs by the way)... I better stop right there before I get too far! But you all know what I mean, everyone of you. Whether you're young like myself, or older in years, you would all give your right arm (left if you're left-handed) to be with him. Don't try and deny it.